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Sept 15, 2005 23:37:32 GMT -5
Post by Twistyville on Sept 15, 2005 23:37:32 GMT -5
That was lame
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Sept 29, 2005 0:42:45 GMT -5
Post by milwdavex on Sept 29, 2005 0:42:45 GMT -5
A Catholic Priest and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender stops them before they sit. "I'm sorry guys, I don't serve minors"
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Nov 21, 2006 18:14:25 GMT -5
Post by Daniel Mushahsd on Nov 21, 2006 18:14:25 GMT -5
Up in heaven, Jesus and Moses deside to go fishing. They get thier gear, poles, a boat, and go out into the middle of the lake.
They throw back a few, and start talking about the good old days, and about the things they did on earth. A little tipsy, Jesus turns to Moses "hey Moses, you think you still got it?"
Moses, sucking in his gut in a "I'm not that old" way, stands up at the front of the boat, lifts his fishing pole, and the waters part. Laughing and screaming as the boat settles on the bottom, Jesus and Moses hop out and grab a ton of fish, throwing them in the boat... why fish the hard way right? Once they have enough of a booty to brag about, they hop in the boat, Moses stands up, raises his fishing pole, and brings the waters back.
Laughing like a couple good old boys, Moses then turns to Jesus "So J.C. you still got it?" "You kidding me? I'm the son of God, I can do anything" At which time, Jesus jumps clear out of the boat, plunging into the water. Coughing and sputtering, he crawls back into the boat from the lake, with Moses laughing his head off.
Jesus turns around, and much more carefully this time steps out onto the water. BLOOP he sinks down, and again has to clamor and crawl back onto the boat. Moses is now red in the face, rolling on his back, laughing so hard he's almost peeing himself.
"HEY ASSHOLE!" Yells Jesus "You try walking on water with holes in YOUR feet"
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Nov 23, 2006 21:02:58 GMT -5
Post by soldier on Nov 23, 2006 21:02:58 GMT -5
stop making jokes and come back to ee!
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